Thursday, April 15, 2010

A Letter to Stephen Curry

Dear Stephen Curry,

You're kinda beautiful. And do I even need to acknowledge the fact that along with Monta you carry the entire team on your back? I was there when you made that triple double. But instead of wanting to straddle you like I normally want to do when a sexy athlete dominates his game ... I wanted to give you a cookie and pat you on the head like a proud mom.

This makes me very upset.

And it pains me to say this but. It's just that. Well. Even I have my limits. And when I look at your face, I don't want to shove it under my skirt - I want to pinch your cheeks. When I watched you score your 42nd point against Portland today, I told my roommate how adorable you looked. ADORABLE? I can't lust over someone I call adorable?! (Can I?) And to be real honest with you, whenever you play with your mouthguard, I want to slap your hands and send you to your room with no supper.

So I think it's safe to say, you are one 'lil cub that is safe from my den. *SIGH* Please tell the ladies of CFAC (Cougars for a Cause) that I will graciously step down from my throne. Thanks 'lil buddy.


He STILL looks like this baby picture.
UGH. I wanna call the cops on my ass for even thinking about it lol.

In other non-cougar news (and yes I realize I'm still too young to be a cougar but I'M JUST SAYIN!) I just wanted to say that it was a good day in Bay Area sports today. Giants won 6-0 with an in the park homerun by Huff and amazing pitching from Sanchez. Then, I ate dinner while watching the Warriors win against Portland 122-116 with Curry and Ellis scoring more than half of those points.

I < 3 SF


Kweenie Weenie said...

Lol! You shoulda post the pic you emailed me. He STILL looks like that. Lil cutie patootie!!

Chase said...

hahaha cougar fail...don't worry it happens to the best of us

?onnel said...

I did a camp with him in highschool, and he looked even younger then. ha!