Like Jordans on a Saturday

I gotta have you and I cannot wait.

Happy Dead Presidents Day

That up there has been a lot of my life lately, and I don't mind one bit. If there's one thing I love more than wildin out on a 3-day weekend, it's staying in, having a glass of wine, and waking up early without a hangover the next morning so I can take advantage of a 3-day weekend and be productive. On todays to-do list? RCL, run-clean-laundry 'cuz my membership to G expired, and I don't fake T. Just know that I'll be whinin all over my room while vacuuming to this song today. Have a good one yall.

Do What You Gotta Do

I don't blame you.

Feliz CUMpeleanos Yonathan Sanchez!

See you tonight mi amor lol.

And just because, totally unrelated (i swear! lol) a 'lil Tony Toni Tone to end your Friday and start your weekend off right. I've had this song on repeat for the past week. TGIF yall!

GIANTS Never Talk Small

I was going to warn yall with another Giants blabber disclaimer, but in the words of Big Time Timmy Jim, "FUCK THAT SHIT." I know misery loves company, and for the most part, its gotten me a lot of hits on my blog but for now yall are just gonna have to relish in my nerdy baseball glory because yesterday was the happiest day of my life thus far this year (and yes I'm aware that's pretty sad but I don't care lol).

OK. Let me calm the fuck down first and breathe. aklsdjfklsdjflsdkf. I CANNOT. I SIMPLY CANNOT! I'm at work and haven't done shit since I got in. My Meebo window looks like Dance, Dance Revolution with all the im boxes blinking about last nights win and the anticipation of tonights. YAH I SAID IT.

Tangent: DO ANY GIANTS FANS EVEN READ MY BLOG? lol. Probably not, so I'm just gonna point out a few things from Game 4 in an attempt to not put yall to sleep.

• Uuuu-ribe's throw to first in the 9th? Way to come through in the clutch and do Jose proud with Will the Thrill in the stands. Take THAT wrist contusion!
• I'm extremely flattered Manuel put in Oswalt. You could tell he was tryna put in all the stops, but even the Wizard of Os couldn't stop us this time! We ain't in Kansas no more baby, and we DEF ain't in Philly. I understand why he did it, but I wonder if his team and especially his relief pitchers are disappointed with the lack of faith he had in them.
• Thank-you Sandoval for unleashing the Panda and reminding 30+ year olds why they're looking like a bunch of 3rd graders with Panda hats on. NO thank-you for almost making me cry with your post-interview. You know what they say, there's no crying in baseball!
• Posey? ROY. Ross? Post-season MVP.
• Wanna see a bunch of grown ass men act like giddy 3rd graders? Replay the dugout emptying after we made our game winning run last night. LOVE. LOVE. LOVE.
• After a lot of thought (ok, not so much thought) I've decided that YES. I'd totally let Wilson pitch on my mound. Something about that beard and slightly "off" demeanor that makes me think he's a choker in bed. But yall know my heart still belongs to Sanchez. Yonathan, not body-roll.
• Damn, I'm sorry that wasn't just a FEW things afterall.

Lastly, I've been getting asked A LOT, A LOT about what I think about band-wagon fans. Well here's an entertaining article in regards to that. I went over this in a previous post but I'll say it one last time. The only ones that are annoying, are the ones who live on Front St. But even then, it's whatever. 'Cuz really, what exactly makes a "true" fan anyway? The number of games you've been to? How well you know the stats? How much we talk shit even when we suck? The dollar worth of the Giants memorabilia you own? How many heart palpatations you get during the games? I really don't care. The more people cheering for the orange & black - the better.

Real Giants never talk SMALL anyway, so I won't even waste my time on haters and bandwagon fans. I just know that I love the Giants today as much as I loved them during one of the first games I went to this season back in April (yes you can check the blog for reference) and I'll be just as excited for when the next season rolls around.

For my girl Kris's recap of Game 3 which we attended, peep her blog here!

WARNING: More Baseball Talk

I'm so sorry for those of you not baseball fans who could give 2 shits about my beloved Giants (AHEM SCOTT) and are sick of my playoff banter, but it's going to be like this until we win the World Series (yah I said it!). For the rest of you though, I just wanted to share this article written in todays Chronicle about "bandwagon" fans.

This is my opinion. As long as they are aware of it, then I really don't care. The more fans the merrier. The more people sportin that orange and black and cheering in the fans and sports bars nationwide - then FUCK YEAH! I've been a fan since I was 4 (I think lol, I was too young to actually remember but I'm basing it on when my mom started working at this one retail store because it was her bosses that took me to my first games). But to be real honest with you, it wasn't only until 2002 that I started paying attention to stats, etc. And it was only last month I learned about the "Magic #".

Of course they have more fans during times like these. It's like supporting someone in politics who has decided to run for congress. You may have been there their entire career, but when it comes to voting time your support will be more rampant and apparent. And everyone else who may not have been there from the gate, but want to vote for them as well are going to do the same. Or when you support a musical artist, you hella push them when they're up for an award orrrr they're dropping an album. OK none of that probably made sense but in my brain, before I typed it out, it sounded perfect lol.

When it comes down to it: Bandwagon fans are ok in my book. The ones in denial are annoying, but whatever who cares? I don't. All I care about is the team. And for the first time in a while, it's ABOUT A TEAM THIS SEASON. Not one specific person.

Perhaps Krukow said it best, "Bandwagon fans are basically fans that are afraid to get hurt again," he said sympathetically. "They've been burned in the past."

Well if you know me, you know I love playing with fire.

Square.Bear

After 2 years of lagging and being in denial, I finally copped new eyeglasses. As in prescription ones. These Fendi's will have to do until I have enough "chump change" lying around to afford an actual purse lol. Whoever said glasses make girls look like naughty librarians and sexetaries LIED.

Hi.

This weekend I learned how to wink without looking retarded.

Kinda. OK maybe not LOL.

Hope everyone had a good weekend,

Back at it on Monday!

FAT.

Aunt Flow is making her way into my life once again and during her monthly visits, she likes to bring gifts in the form of cravings. This month is no exception. As of lately, I've been eating like my life depended on it and I've had NO kind of self control FML. Nothing like having a pot-belly in a bikini! And I have the following items to thank for that ...

Sushi Bake: Ever since I was introduced to this about a year ago via Vanessa (Fat), I've been hooked. So simple, so good, yet so bad. I swear I can (and probably have) finish an entire tray.

::As requested::

Ingredients: Sushi rice, rice vinegar, mayo, imitation crab meat, furikake, nori, salt and pepper to taste. Bake safe tray. I don't know how much of what to use, I just estimate.

1) Make sushi rice as directed on the bag. 2) Shred crab meat into thin pieces. 3) Add mayo to crabmeat and taste to your liking. You can add siracha to the mayo if you want a lil' kick to it. Add salt and pepper if needed. Mix well. 3) When rice is done spread it in your tray so that it covers the entire area. I personally, don't like it too thick. 4) Put crab/mayo mixture on top. 5) Sprinkle furikake on top. I like A LOT. 6) Bake until ... shit I have no idea lol. Not long at all, maybe 15ish minutes? 7) GRUB! We just cut out a square and place it in a square of nori and there you go!

White chocolate w/ rasberry swirl gelatto: I'm not a big chocolate fan (at least not by itself) so when I want something sweet while at work, my first go to is the food court at the mall which is home to a gelatto kiosk that I've made very good friends with throughout the years.

Seagram's Sweet Tea Vodka: Is the devil in liquid form. Last night Rach made me a glass mixed with some lemonade per Iya's suggestion and it tasted exactly like an Arnold Palmer ... on roids. I am now calling this concoction, an Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Balsamic Sweet Onion Chips: And lastly, these chips have been my kryptonite since I went camping a few weeks ago. I HAVE NOTHING TO SAY ASIDES FROM THE FACT THAT THEY'RE SO FUCKING GOOD AND I WOULD PUNCH A BABY IN THE FACE FOR A BAG RIGHT NOW. OK, I'm lying. I'd never punch a baby in the face. But for the 3 seconds I wrote that sentence out, I thought about it. Yah, they're that good.

FML

I currently have 7 really good first paragraphs to what I'm hoping will turn into 7 really good posts sooner than later. It's not even writer's block. It's writer's I HAVE SO MUCH TO WRITE ABOUT I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START.

Just know that I'm alive and haven't forgotten about yall.

XOXO

"If You Could Have Beyonce, Would You Take Solange?"

Fab was wrong for that one, but YES. Yes. I totally would. 'Cuz although Beyonce is one bad bitch, in my personal opinion Solange >>> Bey in steez. And I absolutely love this pic of her and her son Julez.

Put a Ring on It

Actually no, don't.

'Cuz it's too hard to work with these babies on.

RIP to the other ring that came with the set on the right.

Just bought it Friday, lost it Saturday while washing my hands. Drunk. WAH.

What A Night.

Hope everyone had a good weekend, see yall Monday!

TGIT

Fuck yah. Less clothes to pack lol. Have a good weekend everyone!

Oh You Fancy Huh?

"My SF girls, lemme see your hands,

Wave 'em at them bitches hatin on you with they friends.

Girl you got it, let 'em know that everything big,

Nails done, hair done, everything did."

"Go Cinderella ... Go Cinderella ..."

Bored.com

TIGF

Ugh. I'm so tired. I'm not even gonna fix that. Between catching up at work, looking for a new job, wedding rehearsal, and adjusting back to PST I have no brain power to write a substantial post today so instead I'll leave yall with this as RT'd from Rev Run:

"Haters: Keep your words sweet and tender ... TOMMOROW YOU MIGHT HAVE TO EAT EM"

But what if I want them to choke on that shit? LOL.

Anyway, TGIF yall. Hope everyone has a lovely weekend. I'd be excited for mine if I wasn't so sleepy.

P.S.

I swear this kid goes to sleep at night thinking of ways to out-cute himself in the morning.

Playing Catch Up

Fuck. No wonder I'm not getting any work done. And who am I kidding? My screen looks like this EVERYDAY lol.

Back on my Grizzy

I know I been sleepin on the posts, but jet-lag is a BITCH.

Rough Draft

FML I got a lot of work to do. And that's only the first page.

Thank God for the automatic post option.

Catching Up With Life

You guys are so cute.I didn't realize I haven't blogged since Monday. I get annoyed when I go down my bookmarked sites and don't see any updates from my favorite bloggers, yet I have 13 unfinished drafts so trust I'm just as frustrated! I don't know what's wrong with me. I've been busy but I've been busier. kjsdfjsdlfjsdf. Blaaaaaaaah. I wanna go outside and play already. A few boring updates though: Yoga trial expired so I'm back at the gym. Got my hair did and I hate it. Someone thought I was Vietnamese. I'm going to see Wicked!!! And I'm back on Twitter @d00waditty . I'm boring but every now and then I find something remotely funny to say lol.