Dress You Up in My Love Pt. 2

It's no secret, ladies love a man in uniform. Some show authority (cop), some show bravery (fire-fighter), and some show athleticism (basketball). But all show a man in his element. Comfortable, and confident - and that's always a good look. The following in no particular order, are my favorite "uniforms" (or uniform paraphernalia) on a man. Ladies, feel free to add your own. Fellas, yall got six months 'til Halloween, MAKE IT HAPPEN.

1. Dress blues on a Marine: My, what a big rifle you have there Mr. Marine Man. Not too sure why, but this is the only marine uniform I'm really attracted to and I want to say it's the high collar. I'm assuming he feels all stuffy in it and can't wait for me to rip it offa him. And then there's the gloves. Something about him having to keep 'em clean that makes me wanna do dirty, dirty things to them.


2. Gun holsters: Especially when they're under a suit or on a "plain clothes cop." I think I've been watching too many reruns of New York Undercover and Training Day. But it's always a nice little element of surprise to find something hard and powerful, under a mans clothes. Besides, the man that stays "strapped" stays ready. Best believe pun intended lol.

3. A stethoscope: 'Cuz you know, all doctors in real life are as hot as McSteamy on Greys Anatomy (although this isn't a good picture of him and he looks way better shirtless). But honestly, you don't even need to be a doctor. A murse works just fine long as you have a stethoscope and it's wrapped around your neck like that. Makes me almost wanna run around nekkid in the rain just so I can catch pneumonia and be taken cared of.

4. Construction worker: OK. I'm sorry for you construction worker fans out there but no visual here. The only pics I could find online were shirtless beefy-cakey dudes who were nowhere near my type or the village people. Granted, a construction workers typical attire consist of just a white tee, Tims/work boots, jeans, and a protective hat. But add muscles, a little sweat, and a man who ain't afraid to work hard and get dirty? It's really all you need.

5. SF Giants Uniform (the jersey essentially): As if you didn't already know.

P.S. Don't worry, I will be doing a ladies version of this for my 5 male readers lol. Got you boo-boo.

HOLY FUCKING SHIT I DIE NOW.

Yall don't even understand right now. My X-Men card collection would've shitted on yours ANY FUCKING DAY. So it only makes sense that my favorite comic book misfits meet my favorite baseball outcasts. klajsdlkfjskljfkljdklfjljsdlfjasdfjlsjlajoiwojfs. Words cannot describe how happy I would be to get my hands on this, and I don't even like comic books!

Look Out Weekend!

It's hump day, so most likely you're already thinking about the weekend. For those of you looking to get into something, come support the folks at Bliss Bar Friday. BTW, the Pineapple Express and Lychee Martini are yummy!
And you already know it's going down at 111 Minna every third Saturday of the month!
Donations for Japan tsunami relief will be taken at both events, and Salesforce will be matching whatever Bliss Bar makes that night!

Every Moment, Every Single Day

Quite possibly the cutest song I've heard since Passion's Lemonade.

Life's A Beach

Thanks to my Vegas Mare Gail for putting me on to Kai Media. This is by far one of my favorite wedding videos I've ever seen. Unique, fun, and most of all real. See the way they look into each others eyes? You couldn't learn that shit in drama class. I love how at 1:01 the water bicycle comes into view but it's as if they're the only ones on the entire beach. The underwater scene at the end is gorgeous too, I'd want to reenact it one day, but I'd probably drown before we get a good take lol.

Anyway, just thought I'd leave yall with something nice and sparkly to start your week off right. Enjoy!

Sam + John :: Life’s a Beach from KAI MEDIA on Vimeo.

I CANNOT.

It's official. I'm making babies this weekend. Three of them, so I can form my own little Art of Teknique dance group. My ovaries punched me in the face after seeing this video. Watch it and you'll see why. Check out the last kid that dances in the fitted, it should be illegal to have that much swag at such a young age. Dear Lord, hide your 8 year old daughters.

OMG IT'S SO FLUFFY I'M GONNA DIE!

Well, it's not really that fluffy ... and it's not even the SF Giants ... and I'm not even that huge of a Herro Kitty fan (i only own Hawaiian HKs 'cuz they're tan :) ... BUT I WANT I WANT I WANT ANYWAY! *exotic pouty face to the max* Wah! Someone? Anyone? I've been such a good girl this year! (Forget that we're only 3 months in, it don't matter lol.)

Cupid's Little Helper

It is now Friday, and 10 days away from Valentine's Day *dun dun dunnn* so I'm sending you off into the weekend with some gift suggestions for the ladies. And don't worry fellas, I got yall in the next post.

-Um HI. I fucking love this dress. It's sexy, fun, and in one of my favorite colors. Now if only I had some place to wear it, wah. Purchase your Hellz Cheated Hearts Dress here!

-When I was younger my boyfriends used to give me mixed tapes with cheesy hand written covers that read "143-637," and I fell for that shit everytime! What can I say? Right after my stomach, the way to my heart is through my ears. But because I'm sure some of yall have never even seen a cassette tape, here's a convenient link to some Valentine's EarCandy.
-For a no fuss but unique Valentine's Day dining experience, try American Cupcake on Union St. where not only do they have RED VELVET CHICKEN WITH CREAM CHEESE MASH POTATOES and every single kind of p&b sammich you can think of, but also beer and wine cupcake pairings. That shit should be illegal. For anyone that does go please let me know the must haves, I dying to check it out!
-Because a girl can never have enough clothes, one more swag plug. Nothing says V-Day like pink and hello kitty. So don't forget to cop your Adapt x Ashley Vee collabo gear in both colorways, and click here to check out details for this weekends meet & greet.
-If all else fails - EVERY GIRL LOVES FLOWERS, especially when they're sent to her work. I promise you regardless of what kind you send, she will appreciate them ... long as they're not "I'm sorry I cheated on you with your best friend," flowers.
-I'll do an actual Valentine's Day post when the time comes but in the mean time you can read what I wrote last year here, and what Jozen of Until I Get Married wrote here because I agree with it 100%. Have a wonderful weekend everyone, it's gonna be a gorgeous one in the Bay :)

Just in Time for Vee-Day!

I'm really lucky to have beautiful people in my life - inside and out. Just like the homie Evan from Adapt, and lil' Miss Sexy herself, Ashley Vee. So naturally, I was stoked (did I just say stoked?) when I found out about their clothing collabo. If you're a fan of Hello Kitty (which I believe 80% of my readers are), hot girls, (which I believe at least 50% of my readers are), or just wanna see what all the hype is about come through to Fully Laced at Stonestown this Sat. and grab yourself (or your girl) some gear and free goodies!

And just because I miss my stomach being this flat (RIP), here's a trip down memory lane during what I think was me and Ash's last gig together. Didn't last very long though, management feared for our safety that night (wtf right?) ... but at least we got paid an hour to dance for only 20 mins, holla!

HAPPY BERTHAVERSARY!

This Saturday at 111 Minna, come celebrate the anniversary of Boogie Events Co. as well as the birthday of its CEO, B, along with world famous DJ, Neil Armstrong. Twice the celebration. Twice the reason to party. Twice the shots. And twice the fun.

111 Minna, SF

Black(&Orange) Swan

Such poise. Such grace. Such "FUCK YEAH".

Your Penis is So Big

One of my Top 3 favorite movies of ALL time is definitely The Sweetest Thing. HANDS DOWN. It reminds me of me of my early twenties with my closest girlfriends, especially my ride or die, Ness. For those of you 23 and under that have probably never even heard of this movie, GO WATCH IT! Guaranteed laughs with some really good advice underneath it all. This is one of my favorite scenes in the entire movie and totally something me and my friends would still do NOW.

My Top 3 Movies of 2010

One thing I did a lot of this year, which really isn't different from any other year, is watch movies. It's a favorite past time of mine and never gets old. So here are my Top 3 movies of 2010:

Black Swan: This movie, which I watched just last night was like one big, awesomely bad, ecstasy trip. But what would you expect from Darren Aronofsky? Helloooo Requiem for a Dream? I got 2 words for you: double headed dildo, read about it lol. This time I got 2 names for you though: Mila Kunis and Natalie Portman, which are 2 reasons alone that you should watch this film. Asides from the young and beautiful though, Black Swan was a psychological thriller in every sense. It was also a dark little glimpse of a world that is normally seen as light and fluffy. Rodarte did NOT fail, and I definitely think Portman deserves a nomination for this role ... or at least a hot tub.

Get Him to the Greek: This film was by far my favorite comedy of the year and quite possibly up there with Top 10 comedies of all time. Russel Brand being aloof, and Jonah Hill being funny was expected but the real breakthrough star in this film was none other than Puff Daddy aka P-Diddy aka Diddy aka Diddy Dirty Money WTF. I seriously laughed the during the ENTIRE "furry walls" scene and was crying. As in my eyeliner was all fucked up and I practically had snot running out my nose from laughing. Definitely watching it again ... lit ... no "Jeffreys" though lol.


Toy Story 3: And of course my favorite movie of the year would be a cartoon about TOYS, but what can I say? 29 going on 10. This movie just brought me back to the basics in every sense of the word. It just reminded me of the simple things that make us happy in life and made me appreciate raw creativity, something that I believe is lacking in today's high-tech world. AND YES. I cried like a big baby at the end. DON'T JUDGE MEEEEEE!

Honorable mentions: Inception, Machete, and The Social Network. What are YOUR top 3 movies of 2010 and why?

Foodgasm of the Day - The Underdog

The Mission district in San Francisco is renowned for their plethora of taquerias, and authentic Mexican food. And while I can attest to this, especially those long nights after the club when you need something greasy to soak up all that alcohol - it's a strike for me when I just wanna chill or grab a bite to eat. Which is why I can't go wrong with The Taco Shop @ Underdogs located on 19th and Irving.

I remember going for the first time back in '08 to watch the Celtics take it from the Lakers, but it wasn't until the Giants' post-season that I officially made it my second home. Asides from the friendly staff, laid back atmosphere, and AWESOME patrons that make you feel like you're sitting bleachers at a ball game, their food is to fucking die for.

I've tried their tacos (Nick's way of course), and their burritos (San Diego or California pls!), but my absolute favorite items on the menu are the most simple ones - I'm talking elote, and chips with salsa and guacamole. l;kjdflkjaslkdfjlkasdf. First of all, I love the fact that they use the traditional cotija cheese on their corn instead of just parmesan. It totally makes a difference. Second, it tastes like they literally make the salsa and guacamole right when you order it. It's so flavorful and fresh. Dude, I'm getting excited just typing about it. But seriously, gimme an elote, some chips and guac, a pitcher of Dos Equis, and some sweet torture that only the SF Giants can bring and I am a very happy girl. It's hands down my favorite sports bar (asides from the ones by the park) to watch the games at.

See you there next season! I'll be the little girl with a beer in hand, black and orange everythang trying to tip toe over the crowd to see the tv screen!

Hella, Hella.

I mean, what can I say? The hotness that is my girl Ashley Vee, Adapt Clothing, and America's favorite pussy. Support the homies, and cop some gear HERE just in time for Christmas!

Santa, Baby

Dude, my Christmas list this year looks like it belongs to a 9 year-old cross-dressing athlete.

Nevertheless, I've been a real good girl ;o)

What's on YOUR Christmas list?

5-9

"...I swear nothing worse than a bad bitch that lost it

Brains off the chain, smart mouth with a dumb ass,

God damn your ex man is a dumb ass

When you was leaving did he put up a fight?"

I WANT!

SF Giants Mr. Potato Head

I mean come on. I'm a Giants fan and act like a 7 year old every now and then. What better toy is there? They should customize it though so it comes with a detachable rally thong, Andres Torres butt, Freddy Sanchez moles, "Machine" outfit, and of course various beards.
San Francisco Giants 2010 World Series Collectors Edition DVD Set

Because I just can't fucking let go and want to relive every post-season game, feelings of torture and rapture included. And because I just realized that I cried more for the World Series than I did for the Notebook, and A Walk to Remember combined.

HELLZ YEAH.

TAKE THAT.TAKE THAT.TAKE THAT.