Monday, March 22, 2010

If Men Lactaided

Him: So if white people produced "white milk" and black people produced chocolate milk would that mean Asians produced ...
Me: Soy milk?!
Him: Yah right? So then Mexicans would make ...
Me: Horchata?!
Him: Exactly.
Me: Does that mean gay people make strawberry milk?
Him: Or maybe an assorted fruit flavored milk.
Me: Like fruit salad milk? OK. That's just gross. What about us? What about Hawaiians?
Him: I dunno, coconut milk?
Me: Condensed milk?
Me: Are we really having this conversation right now?

1 comment:

DJ CMC said...

yummmy yummy milk...