CG: Hello Cake Gallery
Me: Hi! I'd like to order a cock cake for Thursday?!
CG: Sure, no problem. What size?
Me: I'd like a mini cock please, there's only a few of us sharing it.
CG: Would u like a caucasian cock? A hispanic cock? Or an African American cock?
Me: As pale as possible. My girl is an Edward Cullen fan. You know, from that movie Twilight?
CG: Oh yes!
CG: Oh yes!
Me: And they're really pale and shit.
CG: OK so light as possible.
Me: Yes pls.
CG: And what kind of filling for your cock?
Me: Strawberry cake with fresh bananas.
Me: Strawberry cake with fresh bananas.
CG: Great.
Me: I have a special request. Edward sparkles when he's in the sun. Do u guys have crystal looking sprinkles so the cock "glitters?"
CG: We sure do!
Me: Perfect.
CG: And would u like cum shooting off the top of the cake?
Me: Hmmmm. Good question. I actually wanted something written on it if possible.
Me: Hmmmm. Good question. I actually wanted something written on it if possible.
CG: A popular choice is "Make a wish and blow"
Me: Let me call u back while I attempt to be clever ...
6 comments:
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LOL that shit is funny. do they literally make any type of cake!?
yes if u ever need an "erotic" cake go there. it's cutty but they get the job done. they got ass cakes, titty cakes, gay cakes, lesbian cakes, threesome cakes, cougar cakes, vagina cakes, vagina/cock/titty lollipops, erthang hahahaha.
hahahaah!!
humm...i think i coulda made a more realistic lookin vampire cock...NO HOMO of course! LOL
ooo FYI yall, i'm an ass man, preferably Not as pale as that, however, i do not discriminate... i wonder if they would be able to help me out. Cake-wise that is. hhahaa
@CMC you got them hand skills like that?!
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