I'm like a pair of Christian Louboutins and fresh-out-the-box Js all in one. "Queen with a crown that be down for wuteva." Fashion is my passion and writing is my bitch. Love to cake, but I rather bake ... $bread$. I eat like there's no tomorow, sing as if I know how, dance like everybody's watching, travel as if I can afford to, and laugh 'til I cry. Rennaisance woman. Tattoos and muscle cars FTW. GOOO GIANTS! Just one of the boys, but I clean up real nice. TEAM EDWARD baby. Pit bulls, and polar bears, and chubby-cheeked babies oh my! "I be Murderin Ink without the mutha-fuckin Jah-Rule."
Thank you bff! I heart u for life! And thanks for not gettin me a cock cake, although a vagina cake would have made my day!
Yeah... why did he not get a vagina cake???
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