D-Lick-Scious

[11:37] Girl 1: i hope he comes to cry on my shoulder (read: vagina)
[11:37] Girl 1: alskdfaskldfjasdklfj
[11:37] girl 2: yes yes
[11:37] girl 2: i hope so too
[11:37] girl 2: no astro glide necessary that way
[11:38] Girl 1: HAHAHAHAHAHAH
[11:39] girl 2: btw
[11:39] girl 2: fri night we attempted to try the KY
[11:39] girl 2: FAIL
[11:39] girl 2: FAIL
[11:39] girl 2: FAIL
[11:41] Girl 1: told u ky sucks!
[11:42] girl 2: well we didnt even use it for sex
[11:42] girl 2: i was tryna see if it wud warm up just in my hands
[11:42] girl 2: so he goes “put it on my dick”
[11:42] girl 2: so i try and im over it and go in to give him head and gag cuz it tastes so gross lmao
[11:42] girl 2: so i make him taste it on my hand and then he gets up and washes his dick LMAO
[11:43] girl 2: dont they know to make these things felatio friendly?
[11:44] Girl 1: oh some of them actually taste good
[11:44] Girl 1: i have one called D-lick-scious
[11:45] Girl 1: thats mint flavored. its like brushing ur teeth witha penis
[11:45] Girl 1: did i just say that?
[11:45] girl 2: ........
[11:45] girl 2: and thats y we're friends
[11:45] girl 2: i must try that one of these days
[11:45] girl 2: brushing my teeth with penis, not the lube
[11:47] Girl 1: LMFAO.
[11:47] Girl 1: i'm crying.
[11:47] Girl 1: best. convo. ever.