Wednesday, April 8, 2009


I currently have the mother of all pimples growing right below the inner part of my right nostril. It's forming it's own colony as we speak and is threatening to hold me for ransom if I don't meet their demands. Dude. I have 3 white heads in 1 pimple. How in the fuck?

I swear the only reason God created pimples is to check us when we start to feel ourselves a lil' too much.

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