She Said, She Said - Sexless in the City

[10:19] B: i have a story to tell u, its so embarrassing
[10:25] B: OK so i was sposed to wake up early this morning
[10:25] B: but i didnt cuz i was too tired
[10:25] B: because i slept late
[10:25] B: u know why?
[10:25] A: whyyyyy
[10:26] B: i was trying to find my orgasm till like 2am
[10:26] B: i was so angry lmao
[10:26] A: omg
[10:26] A: HAHAHAHAHAA
[10:26] A: HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA
[10:26] B: i had to break out the purple happy face at about 1:45 cuz i was like "yo. vagina. i need to fucking go to bed"
[10:26] A: dude i give up after awhile.
[10:27] A: like if i can't find it
[10:27] B: i was tryna picture pyt, viva la sexy, EVERYONE
[10:27] A: i'm liike FUCKING FORGET IT
[10:27] B: IT DIDNT WORK
[10:27] A: I HATE MY VAGINA, I HATE IT!
[10:27] A: lmao
[10:27] B: and then i felt so ashamed
[10:27] A: sometimes i think the bats in there ate my orgasm
[10:27] A: LOL.
[10:27] B: like really woman? really? u were late this morning cuz u stayed up all night MASTURBATING???!!!!!
[10:27] B: only fat greasy hairy ugly men do that
[10:28] B: u hate ur vagina, and my vagina hates me lol
[10:28] A: LMFAO
[10:28] A: LISTEN TO US
[10:28] A: I SWEAR TO GOD.
[10:28] B: i wanna blog about this but ummm
[10:28] B: maybe ill pretend like i get laid instead
[10:28] B: WAIT WHY DO I HAVE TO PRETEND TO BE GETTING LAID I SHUD BE GETTING PIPE LIKE FUCKING MARIO BROTHERS GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
[10:30] A: LAJKSDFLKASJDFLAKSDFJALSDKF