I REFUSE to Twitter (WTForks doesn't count). I refuse to Twitter more than I refuse to comprehend Facebook. I just REFUSE. I mean I see the novelty in it and apparently so does the rest of the world but seriously, isn't it just a new name for chatroom on crack?
brushed my teeth - 2legit2quit
cool what toothpaste did u use? - cocksandwhich
hit a pothole - assmunch
colgate son! - 2legit2quit
awesome - cocksandwhich
I'll be too into myself in other ways thank you very much.